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Call CSI Because Your Mind Is About To Be Blown

There is a reboot in the works for Mortal Kombat. Before looking at this sneak peek I thought to myself "why are they doing another MK movie?" and then I saw this. Holy cow this is ball shaking awesome, and I think my nipples are hard.

I Totally Get It Now

Hey guys, if you, like me, have almost gone brain dead from watching a Twilight movie that you were forced t sit through by your girlfriend, and cannot for the life of you figure out why she is so obsessed with this mind numbingly boring franchise. This might help.

If You Like Iron Man or Babies, You Need To See This