Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Top 10 Action Franchises of All Time
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Wanted
Right off the bat Wanted is a kick-ass movie. It's been a while since I'd seen a movie with complete disregard for reality, in fact the last time I think it was The Matrix. Remember how when the first time you saw The Matrix you were completely blown away and couldn't believe what you were seeing. Wanted had the exact same effect on me, it was such an exciting film that you don't really care if none if it is even possible you just want to see what is going to happen next. The story goes as follows, this compete and total loser named Wesley Gibson has to be one of the most pathetic characters in a film ever. Just to put it in perspective without giving to much away, the guy ends up buying condoms for his best friend who intends to use them to have sex with his girlfriend, and he knows it, but it much of a punk to do anything about it. Wesley's gets a complete 180 when out of nowhere a woman shows up with a gun and keeps him from being assassinated. This woman of course is the gorgeous Angelina Jolie, who is so hot in this movie she melts the screen. Wesley soon finds out that his father was part of a group of super-assassins who kill to shape the future of the world. Think of it as these were the guys who REALLY killed Hitler then you got the idea. Wes then learns that his father was the best in the group of these super-assassins, but he was killed and they needed his help to find his killer. At this point I was thinking yeah right, this scrawny punk is going to help them, when he cant even stand up to his boss. Well learning all of this changes Wes and his transformation from bitch to bad ass is so satisfying simply because we was such a pathetic guy. I'm not going to spoil everything, but Wanted is just one of those rare action movies that comes along and is so fun to watch that you think to yourself nothing will ever top this. Also starring Morgan Freeman this is a movie you cannot miss, and since it's on DVD now you really have no excuse.
Twilight
Monday, December 1, 2008
Empire's 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time
I just noticed that Empire has released their list of the 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time. I’m not going to reprint the entire list, but here are the top 25:
1. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
2. Darth Vader (Star Wars trilogy)
3. The Joker (The Dark Knight)
4. Han Solo (Star Wars trilogy)
5. Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
6. Indiana Jones
7. The Dude (The Big Lebowski)
8. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy)
9. Ellen Ripley (Alien Quadrology)
10. Vito Corleone (The Godfather)
11. James Bond
12. John McClane (Die Hard)
13. Gollum (The Lord of the Rings)
14. The Terminator
15. Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
16. Neo (The Matrix trilogy)
17. Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
18. Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)
19. Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
20. Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
21. Michael Corleone (The Godfather)
22. Ellis “Red” Redding (The Shawshank Redemption)
23. Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)
24. Ash (Evil Dead)
25. Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back)
You can head on over to Empire for the other 75. I love Fight Club but — Tyler Durdan over Darth Vader? C’mon. There is a lot to disagree with, so lets have at it.
Discuss: Who shouldn’t be on this list? Who deserves to be higher? Who doesn’t deserve to be as high as they are?
one luv, Toinne
The 8 Things I'm Sick of Seeing in Movies
Cliches… Formulas… whatever terminology you like to call them by, there are certain repeated patterns in films that we've all seen a thousands times. Some of those Formulas are fine. For example, the mom who loves her kids… that's not a stretch and we expect it in normal life, so we expect no less in a movie. However, there are other formulas in films that would have you and I believe they are the norm in real life… when they really aren't. These can be fine too and not irritate us… but then there are these cliches that I really get sick off and wish more films would avoid.
So now I present to you, in no particular order, the 8 things I'm sick of seeing in movies:
1 - The current boyfriend/husband of the main character's would be love interest is a total jerk
THE CLICHE: You know what I'm talking about. The "hero" of the film loves a girl, but the girl has a boyfriend. Already you know there is a 97% chance that this boyfriend will end up being a total dick. He yells at her, demeans her, doesn't respect her. You can't imagine why on earth she's with him in the first place… but whatever the reason it doesn't matter, because you know she's going to end up with the hero in the end anyway when she finally sees the jerk in question for what he is, and leaves him for the hero.
THE REALITY: Yeah, that girl you dig… well her boyfriend 9 times out of 10 is better looking, funnier, smarter, richer and all round a better person that you… loser.
2 - If a fight breaks out in a bar/restaurnt, EVERYONE will jump in
THE CLICHE: Almost without exception, if two people start fighting in a bar or restaurant in a movie, everyone else will join in. Hell, they'll start swinging at each other for no good reason other than the fact that a couple of other guys seem to be doing. Chalk it up to bar peer pressure I guess.
THE REALITY: I've seen my fair share of fights break out at clubs/bars. Not once have I ever seen it get beyond a couple of people before the bouncers end up kicking their drunk asses than throwing them the hell out
3 - No spunk after the hump
THE CLICHE: Ok, I don't mean to sound vulgar or anything but we've all seen this a hundred times in movies and we all collectively say under our breath "yeah right". A couple at some sort of public function or fancy dinner quickly ducks behind a wall, or into another room for a quicky. They go at it practically fully clothed and when they're "done" they just take a couple of deep breaths, run their fingers through their hair and then return to join the other guests as if nothing happened.
THE REALITY: Sex makes a mess… I'll just leave it at that.
4 - Terrorists are always considerate enough to have large built in digital count down clocks in their explosives so the hero can know exactly how much time he/she has left
NO FUTHER EXPLANATION NEEDED
5 - Shot in the shoulder? No problem!
THE CLICHE: Usually in action flicks, the hero will take a bullet. But fortunately it didn't hit his face, or his heart. Usually it's the shoulder or leg or something like that. When this happens, the hero grimaces for a few moments, then the goes on fighting.
THE REALITY: Guess what. When you're shot in the leg, you don't walk anymore. You don't walk with a limp, or just slowed down… you don't walk PERIOD. Got shot in the shoulder? Yeah, you can't throw punches anymore. Every time you even think about breathing you scream like a little girl.
6 - Everyone everywhere knows Morse Code
7 - I know you're about to say something important, but let me interrupt you with unrelated information that will unwittingly douse what you were about to say
THE CLICHE: Son is out to dinner with his parents and has built up the courage to tell them that he's gay. He says "Mom, Dad… I want you to know I love you, and that's why I've decided to tell you this very important thing about myself and my life…" The dad suddenly cuts in "Before you go on Nick, have I told you how much I hate fags recently?" Son then changes topics and pretends like the news he was about to give was about a car or something else. This is also done with girl trying to tell boyfriend she's pregnant. Boy trying to tell girl pal he loves her. The combinations are endless.
THE REALITY: The human race are a bunch of inconsiderate animals… but generally I've always found when I say "I've got something important to say" and then start telling them what it is… no one has ever suddenly cut me off to mention something totally unrelated.
8 - Delayed information equals certain death
THE CLICHE: Two people are talking in a perfectly good spot when person "A" says to person "B": "I've got to tell you something that will alter the destiny of the human race". Person "B" is obviously intrigued and asks what this information is. Then, for NO GOOD REASON person "A" says something like: "Not here… meet me later at this other place". Sure enough, you know that person "A" will be killed before he can ever tell his secret.
THE REALITY: Someone says they know something important… then I'm getting them to tell me right then and there.
You may ask "Antoinne, why just 8 instead of 10″? Cause I'm breaking the cliche baby. :P
What are some of the ones that you're sick and tired of seeing?
one luv, Toinne
Wall-E
Blast from the Past: Radio Flyer

Radio Flyer is one of my favorite movies ever. Until last night its been a long time since I'd last seen it. If you haven't seen it, Radio Flyer is about a mother and her two sons who move to California in the late 60's. When they get there she meets a guy and falls in love they move in together yadda yadda yadda. Once he gets comfortable he unfortunately starts abusing the young brother. You might be asking yourself why a movie about child abuse is one of my favorite movies ever? It's not the child abuse, it's the love that the two brothers have for each other. When the older brother finds out whats going on the younger brother asks him, no he makes him promise not to tell their mother, "Because she's happy now Mike, you gotta promise." The older brother does promise, but he also tries to come up with ways to protect his brother. He eventually comes up with a plan to send his brother away, and there is a scene just before the younger brother is getting ready to leave, they hug say their goodbyes and the younger brother tells the older to take care of mom, *sniff sniff* it gets me every time. This is the only movie ever that actually makes me cry, and I've seen some tearjerkers that just couldn't do it. I just cant help myself, the love the brothers have for each other, and all the emotion in the film leading up to that moment makes me shed a few tears. I'm not going to score Radio Flyer simply because I just wanted to blog about one of my favorite movies, but if you haven't seen it I strongly recommend that you put it on your netflix, or go the your local video store, or even check the bargain bin at best buy, whatever the case may be see this movie. You will not be disappointed, you may even shed a tear or two.
Rescue Dawn
To be honest Rescue Dawn was a movie that I think I might have accidentally put in my Netflix queue, because when it came in the mail I was really confused and didn't know what it was, but you know me, I'm a movie guy, so I figured what the hell. Now keep in mind I went into this movie having no idea what it was, and by the end of it I made up my mind to buy this movie and let me tell you why. Rescue Dawn starring Christian Bale is the true story of a man named Deiter Deitrich who was shot down on a flight mission in 1965 during the
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead
George A. Romero is the authority on zombie flicks; he invented the genre with the classic Night of the Living Dead. Diary of the Dead is the fifth installment of his Dead series, and 40 years since the original he hasn't lost his touch. Diary in a word is genius. It takes the same Cloverfield style of filmmaking (which is starting to become very popular) and puts a zombie twist on it. Some film students are shooting their thesis project when a zombie outbreak happens; the director of the thesis project decides to keep the camera rolling to document this terrifying event. Like Cloverfield the first person camera view puts you right into the action. Unlike Cloverfield the editing is more of a traditional style film because eventually the students find another camera so the editing goes back and forth between the two cameras giving you two different perspectives of the same scene without breaking the first person style, and it is well done. George A. Romero is one of the greatest horror directors of all time, he knows how to make you jump out of your seat, and he keeps reinventing his own genre raising the bar for everyone else. Another thing I really liked about this movie was how creatively the zombies were killed, buy now everyone knows puncture the brain they go down, so what this film did was come up with some of the most creative ways to make this happen, each kill more creative then the next, it was a nice break from the standard shoot em' in the head thing. This movie was so impressive and this new style of filmmaking is so fresh and exciting that I cant wait to see what other great directors come up with to take advantage of it. No one does zombie better than Mr. Romero and Diary of the Dead is another one of his classics.
The Chronicle of Narnia: Prince Caspian
I really have to thank J.K. Rowling before I write this review. I know she wrote the Harry Potter series and not the Narnia series, but if it wasn't for those books and movies,