Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Top 10 Action Franchises of All Time


Action movies. Well all love them. The best thing about action movies is they take us away for a few hours, they're the kind of movies that you don't really have to use your brain to watch. Some action movies are so good that we want more of them, and then the sequel was born. Before The Empire Strikes Back the sequel was something Hollywood just didn't do with the exception of The Godfather, then they found out that when we love characters we'll watch basically the same movie over again with a few changes. Sequels started popping up all over the place, and sequels to the sequels until we had franchises. Over the years there have been some really good action franchises, some have stood the test of time, and some have just been introduced. These are some of the ones that I have found to be the most entertaining action franchises out there. I'm basing my choices on the franchises as a whole, not just a franchise with just one good movie out of three or four. So unfortunately I couldn't include the Alien franchise and I really wanted to because I love Aliens, sadly Robocop wont be here either just because the third movie was so bad I couldn't bring myself to put it on this list. So without further ado here's what I think are the 10 best action franchises of all time.

10. Pirates of the Caribbean

The Pirates movies are just fun to watch, granted they are a little confusing, but when a movie is this much fun I just don't seem to care. Johnny Depp has created one of the coolest characters ever in Jack Sparrow, who is essentially Keith Richards dressed like a pirate, yet he does it so well that I couldn't fathom anyone else doing Capt. Jack. Johnny Depp isn't the only good thing about the pirates movies, the action is incredible ( I guess that's why it's on this list) with all the sword fights and acrobatics this movie is cake for your eyes, and ears, it's one of the few action franchises were the music is instantly recognizable anywhere you go. I love watching these movies, confusing story lines and all. Just leave your brain at the door and enjoy them for what they are, fun popcorn flicks.


9. Mission: Impossible


This franchise found a fresh audience with the 1996 film adaptation of the popular 1960's television series. My mom wanted to see it because she used to love the show, I wanted to see it because it looked like a cool movie. Fans of the show or new to the franchise Mission: Impossible was a satisfying film. That scene where Tom Cruise repels down into the computer room became so iconic that it might be one of the most memorable scenes in film history, but this franchise almost wasn't a franchise at all. It took four years for the sequel to come out, and another six years for third the come out. Even though these films were spread out over the years the differences in when they came out was actually a good for the franchise as a whole. The films kept getting better because techniques in film making were getting better, so it turned out that each one is a staple of how good action movies were made in the times that they were released.


8. Lethal Weapon

Riggs and Murtaugh. Has there ever been a better buddy movie duo than these two? I really don't think so, the on screen chemistry between Mel Gibson and Danny Glover is really the best thing about the Lethal Weapon movies. Well then there is the action of course. This might be the first franchise that turned going to see action movies into the big budget events they are today. It also might be one of the first to truly cement the sequel approach in the Hollywood mindset. One thing I always loved about the Lethal Weapon movies is the character moments, it's rare that an action movie will actually take a break from the action and even the story and let us get to know the characters, and Lethal Weapon did it better than all of them. If an action movie goes of tangent for even a moment it quickly becomes boring, but somehow the Lethal Weapon movies had many of these moments where nothing is really happening and it still manages to keep our interest. That is a true testament to the talent of these actors and why I can watch these movies over and over again.


7. Star Wars


Star Wars is the biggest franchise ever. I love the Star Wars universe, I think it is the most interesting universe on film. So why isn't it higher on the list? I think we all know the answer to that, the Prequels, a word we have never heard before they came out. I'm not saying I didn't like the prequels, they had some really good action sequences, but that's about it with the exception of Revenge of the Sith. Had the original trilogy only existed then there is no doubt that Star Wars would be higher up on the list. I can forgive George Lucas for the Ewoks, but I cant forgive him for Jar-Jar Binks and a whiny emo Darth Vader. Like I said I love the universe of Star Wars, and the prequels are starting to redeem themselves with that new cartoon network show The Clone Wars. I still just wish Lucas would have left this one alone.


6. Indiana Jones


Yet another George Lucas franchise that would be higher on the list if he would have just left it alone. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull got a lot of negative feedback. I'll agree that it had it's flaws, but I didn't hate it, the movie did have some pretty entertaining moments. But this isn't about Crystal Skull, this is about the Indiana Jones series, and the Indiana Jones series is fantastic, nuked fridge and all. These are some of the most fun movies to watch ever, Harrison Ford's swagger is just impressive, this is the role that made him an icon. The old Indy movies were like the coolest movies when I was growing up I could watch them so many times and never grow tired of them, even to this day. But seriously wtf was with the nuked fridge?


5. Die Hard


John Mclane, is there a better action hero? If this was a top ten action heroes list guess who would be number one. The Die Hard series is great simply because Bruce Willis makes John Mclane seem like the biggest bad ass on the planet earth. He's unstoppable, and he's creative when it comes to blowing things up. How Mclane survives the things that are thrown at him is beyond me, anyone else wouldn't have even made it out of that building alive, but somehow Mclane did. Whats really cool about the Die Hard movies is that even John Mclane is surprised by what he just did, he thinks what just happened was really cool the same way we do. It's almost like Bruce Willis is acknowledging the audience, saying "Was that cool or what?". The best thing about it all is that this unstoppable killing machine is really just a regular guy. Yippie Ki Yay.


4. The Lord of the Rings


This is more than just an action franchise, it is an epic adventure. These movies are what epic movies should be. Featuring some of the best and most epic battles in film history, I'm not sure if The Lord of the Rings battles can ever be topped as far as action movies go, not even by Peter Jackson himself. Granted these movies can be long and watching the entire series back to back after a while can start feel like a chore, but there is a reason why you stick with it, because know that right around the corner is one of the best battles you've ever seen. I can literally watch those battles over and over again always notice something I hadn't before. And has there ever been a more satisfying end to a trilogy then The Return of the King? I'll just go ahead and answer that for you, no, no there hasn't been. This is truly the most epic action franchise ever.


3. Terminator


The Terminator franchise is hardcore. There is nothing more awesome than seeing two machines go at it, there's something about the sound effects in those fight scenes that really make you feel every hit. They also know that the other machine is invulnerable so they really try to do the most damage that they can to each other, I just love those fight scenes. It's not just the fight scenes that make the Terminator movies great, it's also the car chase sequences. Those chase scenes are the most heart-pounding chases ever. What also make these movies great is that the odds are incredibly against our heroes, and when the stakes are that high it always makes for an intense movie night. Yet no matter how high the odds are stacked against them, our heroes always come out on top making it that much more satisfying. The television series also isn't that bad, actually I think it's pretty entertaining, and with Terminator: Salvation coming out next year this franchise isn't slowing down anytime soon.


2. The Matrix


Say what you will about these movies but you can't deny that The Matrix is a kick ass franchise. The first Matrix movie is loved by all, but some people said the other two weren't that good. I always wondered why they said this, and if they were watching the same movies I was. I have seen The Matrix movies so many times that I've stopped counting. The fight scenes are some of the most elaborate and beautifully choreographed to ever grace Hollywood. The Matrix films are a bit of a mixed bag. There's fight scenes, car chases, gun fights, ship chases, even a mech vs robot battle royale. It's an action fans dream, an action trail mix if you will, but not only are these movies action packed, they are really cool. This maybe the coolest action franchise ever, the look, the feel, the costumes, the setting, the story, the characters, everything about these movies are just simply cool. To those who think The Matrix went downhill after the first one, I'm not quite sure what you were expecting from the rest of the series. Anyway I think The Matrix is the coolest action franchise to ever come along.


1. The Bourne Trilogy


The Bourne Trilogy is without a doubt the most exciting, most intense, most fast paced, most gritty, most hard hitting, most relentless, most consistent action franchise I've ever seen. Every Bourne movie has consistently gotten better than the previous which is rare even for some of the best action franchises. Jason Bourne is the deadliest and most efficient action hero to ever come across the silver screen. To be honest before the first one came out, I had little to no faith in Matt Damon playing an action hero, but by the time it was over I was convinced. I can't get enough of The Bourne Trilogy. Just last week I took a day and watched the entire trilogy back to back, which I had never done before, and it just hit me that there might not be a better action franchise than the Bourne movies. It might even be what gave the the idea for this post. I just can't say enough about the Bourne movies It is in my opinion without a doubt whatsoever the best action franchise of all time.

Honorable Mention: 24

I love 24. I think it's one of the best shows on television, and I really wanted to stick to movies here, but I seriously considered putting 24 on the list just because it's such a great show.

Agree or Disagree? Is anything on the list that you think should be higher or lower? Did I forget one of your favorite action franchises? Let me know in the comments.

one luv, Toinne






Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Wanted


Right off the bat Wanted is a kick-ass movie. It's been a while since I'd seen a movie with complete disregard for reality, in fact the last time I think it was The Matrix. Remember how when the first time you saw The Matrix you were completely blown away and couldn't believe what you were seeing. Wanted had the exact same effect on me, it was such an exciting film that you don't really care if none if it is even possible you just want to see what is going to happen next. The story goes as follows, this compete and total loser named Wesley Gibson has to be one of the most pathetic characters in a film ever. Just to put it in perspective without giving to much away, the guy ends up buying condoms for his best friend who intends to use them to have sex with his girlfriend, and he knows it, but it much of a punk to do anything about it. Wesley's gets a complete 180 when out of nowhere a woman shows up with a gun and keeps him from being assassinated. This woman of course is the gorgeous Angelina Jolie, who is so hot in this movie she melts the screen. Wesley soon finds out that his father was part of a group of super-assassins who kill to shape the future of the world. Think of it as these were the guys who REALLY killed Hitler then you got the idea. Wes then learns that his father was the best in the group of these super-assassins, but he was killed and they needed his help to find his killer. At this point I was thinking yeah right, this scrawny punk is going to help them, when he cant even stand up to his boss. Well learning all of this changes Wes and his transformation from bitch to bad ass is so satisfying simply because we was such a pathetic guy. I'm not going to spoil everything, but Wanted is just one of those rare action movies that comes along and is so fun to watch that you think to yourself nothing will ever top this. Also starring Morgan Freeman this is a movie you cannot miss, and since it's on DVD now you really have no excuse.

4 out of 5

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one luv, Toinne

Twilight


When you read magazines and movie sites that say a certain movie is one of the most anticipated of the Fall, you would think that this film would be pretty decent with so much anticipation. Honestly I had never even heard of this movie until about two or three weeks before it came out, my idea of a movie with so much anticipation is something you wait nearly a year for, like with me and The Dark Knight or the upcoming Watchmen, not something you heard about a few weeks ago, so I'm not really sure who was anticipating this movie, maybe the tween market. Anyway, what is Twilight about? It's about this teenage girl who moves into a new town, and ends up fitting in pretty nicely, but there is this one guy who just wont talk to her, until he somehow saves her from being crushed by a van. How he was able to stop the van bothered her and she needed to know, 20 minutes later we find out he's a vampire. At this point things should be getting interesting, but then the movie truly shows who it's target demographic is, the 90210 crowd. It's like a really long episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, expect if that show wasn't brilliant and was written by the Gossip Girl team of writers. This is one of the least interesting vampire films I've ever seen. Warning to any one who is reading this that thinks vampires films are awesome such as myself, this is not From Dusk til' Dawn, this is not 30 Days of Night, this is not John Carpenter's Vampires. This is a really bad love story for teens that might have been interesting if vampires weren't involved. When you put vampires in a movie, you really have a lot to live up to, such as the awesome movies i mentioned earlier and countless others, even that new HBO series True Blood, which is quite impressive. So to sum it up here, if you a 13-15 year old girl you are going to absolutely love this movie, otherwise this movie is not for you. You've been warned.

1 out of 5

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one luv, Toinne

Monday, December 1, 2008

Empire's 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time

I just noticed that Empire has released their list of the 100 Greatest Movie Characters of All Time. I’m not going to reprint the entire list, but here are the top 25:

1. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
2. Darth Vader (Star Wars trilogy)
3. The Joker (The Dark Knight)
4. Han Solo (Star Wars trilogy)
5. Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)
6. Indiana Jones
7. The Dude (The Big Lebowski)
8. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean Trilogy)
9. Ellen Ripley (Alien Quadrology)
10. Vito Corleone (The Godfather)
11. James Bond
12. John McClane (Die Hard)
13. Gollum (The Lord of the Rings)
14. The Terminator
15. Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
16. Neo (The Matrix trilogy)
17. Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
18. Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)
19. Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)
20. Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
21. Michael Corleone (The Godfather)
22. Ellis “Red” Redding (The Shawshank Redemption)
23. Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry)
24. Ash (Evil Dead)
25. Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back)

You can head on over to Empire for the other 75. I love Fight Club but — Tyler Durdan over Darth Vader? C’mon. There is a lot to disagree with, so lets have at it.

Discuss: Who shouldn’t be on this list? Who deserves to be higher? Who doesn’t deserve to be as high as they are?

one luv, Toinne

The 8 Things I'm Sick of Seeing in Movies

Cliches… Formulas… whatever terminology you like to call them by, there are certain repeated patterns in films that we've all seen a thousands times. Some of those Formulas are fine. For example, the mom who loves her kids… that's not a stretch and we expect it in normal life, so we expect no less in a movie. However, there are other formulas in films that would have you and I believe they are the norm in real life… when they really aren't. These can be fine too and not irritate us… but then there are these cliches that I really get sick off and wish more films would avoid.

So now I present to you, in no particular order, the 8 things I'm sick of seeing in movies:

1 - The current boyfriend/husband of the main character's would be love interest is a total jerk

THE CLICHE: You know what I'm talking about. The "hero" of the film loves a girl, but the girl has a boyfriend. Already you know there is a 97% chance that this boyfriend will end up being a total dick. He yells at her, demeans her, doesn't respect her. You can't imagine why on earth she's with him in the first place… but whatever the reason it doesn't matter, because you know she's going to end up with the hero in the end anyway when she finally sees the jerk in question for what he is, and leaves him for the hero.

THE REALITY: Yeah, that girl you dig… well her boyfriend 9 times out of 10 is better looking, funnier, smarter, richer and all round a better person that you… loser.

2 - If a fight breaks out in a bar/restaurnt, EVERYONE will jump in

THE CLICHE: Almost without exception, if two people start fighting in a bar or restaurant in a movie, everyone else will join in. Hell, they'll start swinging at each other for no good reason other than the fact that a couple of other guys seem to be doing. Chalk it up to bar peer pressure I guess.

THE REALITY: I've seen my fair share of fights break out at clubs/bars. Not once have I ever seen it get beyond a couple of people before the bouncers end up kicking their drunk asses than throwing them the hell out

3 - No spunk after the hump

THE CLICHE: Ok, I don't mean to sound vulgar or anything but we've all seen this a hundred times in movies and we all collectively say under our breath "yeah right". A couple at some sort of public function or fancy dinner quickly ducks behind a wall, or into another room for a quicky. They go at it practically fully clothed and when they're "done" they just take a couple of deep breaths, run their fingers through their hair and then return to join the other guests as if nothing happened.

THE REALITY: Sex makes a mess… I'll just leave it at that.

4 - Terrorists are always considerate enough to have large built in digital count down clocks in their explosives so the hero can know exactly how much time he/she has left

NO FUTHER EXPLANATION NEEDED

5 - Shot in the shoulder? No problem!

THE CLICHE: Usually in action flicks, the hero will take a bullet. But fortunately it didn't hit his face, or his heart. Usually it's the shoulder or leg or something like that. When this happens, the hero grimaces for a few moments, then the goes on fighting.

THE REALITY: Guess what. When you're shot in the leg, you don't walk anymore. You don't walk with a limp, or just slowed down… you don't walk PERIOD. Got shot in the shoulder? Yeah, you can't throw punches anymore. Every time you even think about breathing you scream like a little girl.

6 - Everyone everywhere knows Morse Code

7 - I know you're about to say something important, but let me interrupt you with unrelated information that will unwittingly douse what you were about to say

THE CLICHE: Son is out to dinner with his parents and has built up the courage to tell them that he's gay. He says "Mom, Dad… I want you to know I love you, and that's why I've decided to tell you this very important thing about myself and my life…" The dad suddenly cuts in "Before you go on Nick, have I told you how much I hate fags recently?" Son then changes topics and pretends like the news he was about to give was about a car or something else. This is also done with girl trying to tell boyfriend she's pregnant. Boy trying to tell girl pal he loves her. The combinations are endless.

THE REALITY: The human race are a bunch of inconsiderate animals… but generally I've always found when I say "I've got something important to say" and then start telling them what it is… no one has ever suddenly cut me off to mention something totally unrelated.

8 - Delayed information equals certain death

THE CLICHE: Two people are talking in a perfectly good spot when person "A" says to person "B": "I've got to tell you something that will alter the destiny of the human race". Person "B" is obviously intrigued and asks what this information is. Then, for NO GOOD REASON person "A" says something like: "Not here… meet me later at this other place". Sure enough, you know that person "A" will be killed before he can ever tell his secret.

THE REALITY: Someone says they know something important… then I'm getting them to tell me right then and there.

You may ask "Antoinne, why just 8 instead of 10″? Cause I'm breaking the cliche baby. :P

What are some of the ones that you're sick and tired of seeing?


one luv, Toinne


Wall-E

I saw Wall-E back when it was in theaters, and anyone who knows me knows I couldn't say enough about it. Now it's on DVD and Wall-E is a definate buy. There is no doubt in my mind that Wall-E is going to be nominated for and Oscar. Unfortunately I can't explain the story without giving it away, it's just one of those movie where the story is unconventional. I will say that this is the best animated film I have ever seen. Pixar has really outdone themselves this time. Pick up Wall-E, that's all I'm going to say.

one luv, Toinne

Blast from the Past: Radio Flyer


Radio Flyer is one of my favorite movies ever. Until last night its been a long time since I'd last seen it. If you haven't seen it, Radio Flyer is about a mother and her two sons who move to California in the late 60's. When they get there she meets a guy and falls in love they move in together yadda yadda yadda. Once he gets comfortable he unfortunately starts abusing the young brother. You might be asking yourself why a movie about child abuse is one of my favorite movies ever? It's not the child abuse, it's the love that the two brothers have for each other. When the older brother finds out whats going on the younger brother asks him, no he makes him promise not to tell their mother, "Because she's happy now Mike, you gotta promise." The older brother does promise, but he also tries to come up with ways to protect his brother. He eventually comes up with a plan to send his brother away, and there is a scene just before the younger brother is getting ready to leave, they hug say their goodbyes and the younger brother tells the older to take care of mom, *sniff sniff* it gets me every time. This is the only movie ever that actually makes me cry, and I've seen some tearjerkers that just couldn't do it. I just cant help myself, the love the brothers have for each other, and all the emotion in the film leading up to that moment makes me shed a few tears. I'm not going to score Radio Flyer simply because I just wanted to blog about one of my favorite movies, but if you haven't seen it I strongly recommend that you put it on your netflix, or go the your local video store, or even check the bargain bin at best buy, whatever the case may be see this movie. You will not be disappointed, you may even shed a tear or two.

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one luv, Toinne

Rescue Dawn


To be honest Rescue Dawn was a movie that I think I might have accidentally put in my Netflix queue, because when it came in the mail I was really confused and didn't know what it was, but you know me, I'm a movie guy, so I figured what the hell.  Now keep in mind I went into this movie having no idea what it was, and by the end of it I made up my mind to buy this movie and let me tell you why.  Rescue Dawn starring Christian Bale is the true story of a man named Deiter Deitrich who was shot down on a flight mission in 1965 during the Viet Nam war. Shortly after he was captured by Vietcong soldiers and taken to a prison camp.  Once he gets there he meets some other POWs and learns that they have been there for quite some time. After realizing no one is coming for them (which doesn't really take that long) he decides that he is going to run.  He with his follow POWs start to observe the guards and devise a plan. Slowly(but not too slowly) you see their plan come together.  The day comes and it actually works, i thought okay that was entertaining but wasn't astounded, but I thought the movie was about to finish, it wasn't it was just getting started. Once they escape the prison camp, and im really not spoiling anything, because when they are out and are into the thick of the jungle, and when I say jungle…good grief.  This is where the movie gets to a point where it is so good the it almost gets hypnotizing. I never saw a movie where you could tell that what you were seeing was REAL and you never second guess or think "did he really just do that" because it is happening right in front of your eyes. After it was over I went right to the special features just the see what kind of movie tricks they used to make it sooo impressive. Guess what they didn't use any.  Knowing that gave me a serious respect for this movie because these were actors and they REALLY put themselves in situations where….look I don't want to give it away but I loved this movie and I HIGHLY recommend it simply because you will never ever see a more realistic movie in your entire life, actors just don't do those things, you'll see what I mean.

5 out of 5

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one luv, Toinne

George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead


George A. Romero is the authority on zombie flicks; he invented the genre with the classic Night of the Living Dead. Diary of the Dead is the fifth installment of his Dead series, and 40 years since the original he hasn't lost his touch. Diary in a word is genius. It takes the same Cloverfield style of filmmaking (which is starting to become very popular) and puts a zombie twist on it. Some film students are shooting their thesis project when a zombie outbreak happens; the director of the thesis project decides to keep the camera rolling to document this terrifying event. Like Cloverfield the first person camera view puts you right into the action. Unlike Cloverfield the editing is more of a traditional style film because eventually the students find another camera so the editing goes back and forth between the two cameras giving you two different perspectives of the same scene without breaking the first person style, and it is well done. George A. Romero is one of the greatest horror directors of all time, he knows how to make you jump out of your seat, and he keeps reinventing his own genre raising the bar for everyone else. Another thing I really liked about this movie was how creatively the zombies were killed, buy now everyone knows puncture the brain they go down, so what this film did was come up with some of the most creative ways to make this happen, each kill more creative then the next, it was a nice break from the standard shoot em' in the head thing. This movie was so impressive and this new style of filmmaking is so fresh and exciting that I cant wait to see what other great directors come up with to take advantage of it. No one does zombie better than Mr. Romero and Diary of the Dead is another one of his classics.

4 out of 5

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one luv, Toinne

The Chronicle of Narnia: Prince Caspian


I really have to thank J.K. Rowling before I write this review. I know she wrote the Harry Potter series and not the Narnia series, but if it wasn't for those books and movies, Hollywood would have never stopped treating children like they were stupid. After the success of the Harry Potter movies they realized that children can understand a deep storyline, and because of it everybody wins. Long gone are the days were kids have to force their parents to take them to see a film, adults want to see them just as much as they do, in fact there were more adults in the audience than children. Now about Prince Caspian. It is of course the second film in The Chronicles of Narnia series, and if you like or even love the first one, then prepare to be pleased by this installment. Prince Caspian is by far better than The Lion, The witch, and The Wardrobe in every way. It's funnier, the action is more intense and there is more of it, the characters have grown( and not just in age), the acting is better, the newer characters are much more interesting the older ones( and that's saying something), and best of all this time around the story is much darker. Not so dark that kids won't get into it or be afraid by it, but just dark enough so that the adults in the audience would be really really into it and not just think to themselves how cute the children in the movie are throughout the whole film. It takes place 1300 years later in Narnia, but only one year later for the children. So when they return things are very very different. I know that I would usually explain the story more, but it's so good that I don't want to give anything away this time, trust me even if you didn't like the first one (and how could you) there is no way in hell that you aren't going to like this one, the last time I saw a film this good that was marketed toward kids was the third Harry Potter film Prisoner of Azkaban which is my favorite film (and book) in the Potter series to this date. This is one of those few kid films that surpasses that "kiddie" film stereotype, and is actually as entertaining as any other film you would see this year.

3 out of 5

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one luv, Toinne