Thursday, September 3, 2009
Blast from the Past: The Boondock Saints
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
This Is The Best Idea For A Movie EVER!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
J.K. Rowling has captivated us with her world of magic and wizardry for almost ten years now, and as in most cases you can never have too much of a good thing. The story of Harry Potter has been a long fun and magical journey and know that it's almost over it makes me a little sad. Remember when Harry was just a kid and didn't know who he was, or anything about Hogwarts and how magical that all felt? Well nine years later the world of HP feels just a magical as it did in the beginning. The only difference is he's a little older now, and not afraid to talk to girls. Harry and the gang are witches and wizards who go to a magical school, but they are still teenagers. I love how Rowling always finds a way to remind us in every book or movie that even though these great adventures are going on they are just happen to kids. This time around she uses hormones, the girls are growing boobs, the guys have strong chins and broad shoulders and everyone is starting to notice. Half Blood Prince at moments plays out like a teen comedy, but it's still HP. Half Blood Prince is the most story heavy of all the films so far, Death Eaters are attacking muggles now, they are getting braver and the loom of dark things are coming. Draco Malfoy has been chosen for something, and since I write spoiler free reviews I wont say what it is, and to ensure that Malfoy stays safe and carries out his mission Severus Snape is somewhat persuaded to make The Unbreakable Vow saying that he will watch over Malfoy and make sure what he has to do will be done, if he breaks this vow, he will die, heavy stuff, and that's not all. That is the basis for what you need to move on with the rest of the story, but I feel like if I write anymore I'm going to give the whole thing away. This is the first HP film I saw without first reading the book, and I now see why everyone who hasn't read the books enjoy the movies so much, when you're not expecting to see one thing you simply enjoy what is happening. I was so captivated by the film that I completely forgot about being upset about not having time to read the book before the movie came out. It was funny, charming, intense, and enchanting. This is The Empire Strikes Back of HP movies, it sets us up something big to come and leaves us feeling a little unsettled in the end. I enjoyed the HP movie experience so much that I'm thinking about holding of on reading Deathly Hallows until after the movie come out, if that doesn't make me a true HP fan then so be it, but I loved Half Blood Prince and until now I thought Prisoner of Azkaban was the best HP movie. One thing about the movie is it assumes you are caught up with whats going on in the would of wizards and magic, so going into this movie cold is not a good idea.
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Knowing
Hmm, I'm not really sure how to write this review because Knowing was a complete 180 of what I actually expected. Ok so the story goes like this, 50 years ago a time capsule was buried at a school and this is the year the it will be resurfaced. Inside is a piece of paper that at first glance looks like a bunch of numbers, but an astrophysicists played by Nic Cage figures that this paper has predicted every global disaster in the last 50 years and how many people died in them, and there are three more left. Long story short Nic Cage's character figures out that the last event is the end of the world. I know you think I might have spoiled the ending there, but trust me I didn't. Cage is faced with the overwhelming task of trying to stop the end of the world. Now about what I said earlier with Knowing not being what I expected, the film has a more creepy tone than advertised and there is an element to the film that if I was to write about I would give the movie away. That element is what changes the entire movie for better or worse, in my case I liked it, although I have heard that some people just found it confusing or unnecessary. Honestly I think it was just a way for Hollywood to give the audience a somewhat satisfying ending, Hollywood doesn't like sad endings and tries to avoid them at all cost. I imagine that the first draft for the script of this film ends with the world being destroyed, but the execs didn't like it so they changed it into what we have now. I might be going of on a rant here, but I feel like I'm intelligent enough to handle an unsettling ending I LOVE unhappy endings in films simply because it almost never happens, like The Mist, wow now THAT was an ending. Anyway if you can follow a movie that switches gears on you halfway through than you might enjoy Knowing, if not you're just going to end up confused. So really this on is on you.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Chicago 10
Blast from the Past: Titan A.E.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Monday, June 29, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Star Trek
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Angels & Demons
Up
Been On a bit of a Hiatus
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
The Serious Side of Judd Apatow
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Who Knew Wolverine Could Sing and Dance
My 2009 Oscar Picks
Changeling
Inspired by actual events that occurred in 1920s-era Los Angeles, Clint Eastwood's Changeling tells the story of a woman driven to confront a corrupted LAPD after her abducted son is retrieved and she begins to suspect that the boy returned to her is not the same boy she gave birth to. The year was 1928, and the setting a working-class suburb of Los Angeles. As Christine beautifully played by Angelina Jolie said goodbye to her son, Walter, and departed for work, she never anticipated that this was the day her life would be forever changed. Upon returning home, Christine was distressed to discover that Walter was nowhere to be found. Over the course of the following months, the desperate mother would launch a search that would ultimately prove fruitless. Yet just when it seemed that all hope was lost, a nine-year-old boy claiming to be Christine's son seemed to appear out of thin air. Overcome with emotions and uncertain how to face the authorities or the press, Christine invites the child to stay in her home despite knowing without a doubt that he is not her son. As much as Christine would like to accept the fact that her son has been returned to her, she cannot accept the injustice being pushed upon her and continues to challenge the Prohibition-era Los Angeles police force at every turn. As a result, Christine is slandered by the powers that be, and painted as an unfit mother. In this town, a woman who challenges the system is putting her life on the line, and as the situation grows desperate, the only person willing to aid her in her search is benevolent local activist Reverend Briegleb played by John Malkovich. Back then women just earned their right to vote a short few years ago and had almost no credibility anywhere. The forces against her are giant and strong, but she turns out to be stronger. This is maybe Jolie's best performance ever, she is so heartbreaking but strong in this film that it really is shocking. It seemed to me that this film was very personal for her, being as she is a loving mother herself, and she uses that and makes you feel every single emotion that she goes through in this film. With Clint Eastwood behind the camera I excepted nothing less than excellence, and I am truly surprised that Changeling didn't get the best picture nom. This is a challenging film being as we live in a time where everyone is equal and has their rights it is very hard to see what these woman had to go through in America, it is a sad reality that showcases a dark chapter of our past, but shows that no matter how dark the times may be, there is always a way to find strength and redemption.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Troy + Coheed & Cambria = Awesome
Coraline
A stop-motion film from the creators of The Nightmare Before Christmas, Coraline is the story of a little girl as her family moves into a new apartment. Her parents are inconsiderate and ignore her for their work, her mom never cooks, and doesn't really care for Coraline the way a mother should, and her father is so into his work that he doesn't even notice that she's there. She is completely bored in her new home and has nothing else to do but explore the new house. In one of the rooms there is a small door in the fashion of Alice In Wonderland, but the only thing behind it is bricks. Suddenly a doll that looks exactly like her shows up, as a child would she thinks nothing of it and carries it around. Then one night cute little mice appear in her room and lead her to the little door, except this time there is a pathway that leads to...her house. What? But it's actually an alternate reality that mirrors her life, but better. She finds her "Other Mother" who cooks the best meals and shows her more love than one can handle and her "Other Father" shows her more attention and is so much fun. Her Other parents are perfect in every way except they have dead black buttons for eyes, this doesn't seem to bother Coraline. She ends up loving her "other" world so much that she wants to stay forever, and her Other parents will allow her to...if she lets her "Other Mother" sew buttons into her eyes. Coraline refuses much to the disappointment of her "Other Mother" and Coraline soon finds out her Other parents and "other" world isn't what it at first seemed to be. I wish I had seen this film earlier so I could write my review in time for you guys to see it in 3D, unfortunately this is the last weekend it will be available in 3D. Having said that Coraline is more than a movie, it is a work of art. It is quite possibly one of the most beautiful films I have ever seen, and certainly the best 3D film ever made. Every single shot in the film is exquisitely crafted for the 3D illusion. It is simply gorgeous and magnificently eye-popping. Not only is it beautiful, but the story is fascinating and calculated, it has a very deliberate pace the might irritate some of the children in the audience, but my thing is nowadays every film that is animated isn't necessarily for children. If you take your kids to a movie like this without doing your research because it looks "kid-friendly" then you deserve to be offended by it's material that may be too dark for young children. In fact there were a few trailers before the film that were animated, but obviously not for a young audience that parents who don't do their research will cry foul about. Sorry I went off on a tangent, back to Coraline. Even though you might have missed out on it's 3D screenings do not miss out on the work of art that is Coraline, and a movie that looks this good in 3D will not doubt be re-released at some point in the tradition The Nightmare Before Christmas. That movie is re-released every year and I'm certain that Coraline will receive the same classic status. Stop-motion in 3D, wow.
I Love Where Animated Films Are Going
Friday, February 20, 2009
Doubt
It's 1964, St. Nicholas in the Bronx. A charismatic priest, Father Flynn, is trying to upend the schools' strict customs, which have long been fiercely guarded by Sister Aloysius Beauvier, the iron-gloved Principal who believes in the power of fear and discipline. The winds of political change are sweeping through the community, and indeed, the school has just accepted its first black student, Donald Miller. But when Sister James, a hopeful innocent, shares with Sister Aloysius her guilt-inducing suspicion that Father Flynn is paying too much personal attention to Donald, Sister Aloysius sets off on a personal crusade to unearth the truth and to expunge Flynn from the school. Now, without a shard of proof besides her moral certainty, Sister Aloysius locks into a battle of wills with Father Flynn which threatens to tear apart the community with irrevocable consequence. What follows is a verbal duel in which every word is sharpened to a fine point. This film is haunting and so far the most dramatic of the films I've been catching up on this week, being is the subject matter is so hard to swallow. Meryl Streep is relentless, her performance is so powerful that it had me on the edge of my seat. Her nonstop pursuit for the truth is awe-inspiring, a women who has nearly nothing to go from, but uses everything that she can outside of the system is perceptive and gripping stuff. Doubt is certainly a tough film to take in, but well worth the passionate journey for truth.
Rachel Getting Married
In director Johnathen Demme's Rachel Getting Married, Rachel's sister, Kym played by Anne Hathaway has been an addict since she was in her teens. (Which drugs? All of them.) For the occasion, she is being let out of rehab for the weekend. The last actress you'd expect to see cast as a self-loathing, frayed-nerves drug casualty is a red-carpet blossom like Hathaway. Yet from the moment she shows up, her eyes peering with a junkie's paranoid radar from beneath her slashed-with-a-straight-razor hair, the actress wires you right into her rage and awareness. Kym is a walking disaster, but a disaster with feelings, and the effect she has upon her family is to electrify them with the dreaded truths she calls up. Hathaway is a revelation: She makes toxic narcissism mesmerizing. I don't think I've ever seen a wedding film that made me feel the way this one does, as if I wasn't just crashing the event but was part of the family. In a rehearsal dinner that sprawls on, the speeches are so revealing, stirring up so many awkward, touching moments, that it's as if you've known everyone in the room for years. That level of realism turns the most microscopic of interactions into drama, and that's the level Demme is working on here. It helps that the script, by Jenny Lumet (Sidney's Lumet's daughter), is a fully woven web of love, jealousy, and enabling demons. Rachel Getting Married is a triumph Demme's finest work since The Silence of the Lambs, and a movie that tingles with life.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Heath Ledger Fans Want The Joker Retired From Film...Forever
Oh those crazy Dark Knight fans… they’re always up to something. If they’re not busy petitioning for Oscar nominations, they’re trying to get Heath Ledger immortalized as the final version of The Joker ever to grace the screen. Seriously. A group of hardcore Ledger supporters have formed a website called The Ultimate Joker, which is trying to gather signatures to convince Warner Brothers to withdraw The Joker character from any and all future productions. They think no one will ever surpass his performance, and consequently, no one should even try.
“We are Batman fans from the comics and from the movies. After we saw The Dark Knight, we thought this Joker was really the best. It deserves to be withdrawn from any Batman sequels… When Michael Jordan retired, they withdrew the number 23 jersey as an honor. It’s the same thing with Heath.”
I really doubt anyone would even want to step into Ledger’s shoes in the immediate future, but there have been rumours that The Joker might crop up in a sequel to The Dark Knight, or also in David Goyer’s Super Max, a movie about a prison break from a facility that holds DC’s most famous supervillains. Either way, I don’t see this as a good enough reason to permanently retire The Joker. How would someone else playing the character take away from Ledger’s performance? It wouldn’t. And why close to the door to the possibility, no matter how remote, that someone could actually do a better job? Movies aren’t like sports. Ultimately there are no finite winners and losers, just a lot of people’s opinions on them.
Remember When I Said Viral Marketing Was Getting Cooler
Another Watchmen website has launched at MinutemenArcade.com, which includes a kick ass old school style Watchmen video game. It’s kinda like if there was an 8-bit Watchmen video game for the NES. The set-up is much like the old Double Dragon games. What are you doing still reading my boring write-up? Head on over the the Minutemen Arcade and play it for yourself. Seems like the guys over in the UK are having a lot of fun marketing this film, which begs the question… why isn’t the film getting the same treatment in the states?
Tarantino's take on WWII
If This Was the Real Trailer I Would Have Waited for the DVD
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Frost/Nixon
So I'm catching up on the Oscar nominated films, as I do every year if I hadn't already seen them, and next on my list was Frost/Nixon. The main story of the film take place three years after former president Richard Nixon was impeached from office due to the Watergate scandal. He had remained quiet for all this time, not so much by choice, but because there were little to none interview offers given to him except one, a series of four interviews over twelve days. A British television talk show host named David Frost made the offer really only because his TV career hadn't gone where he wanted it to, and he saw this as his only chance to gain some real credibility. Little did he know that the Nixon camp saw this as an opportunity to change the public eyes view of him, Nixon had planned to dominate the interview seeing Frost as a target, not an interviewer. At first Frost is very intimidated by Nixon's dominance, and it looked like the interviews were not going to go as planned by Frost and his crew. That plan was to shake Nixon up and get him to speak truthfully on such issues as Vietnam, and the Watergate scandal. In what turns into a battle of wits Frost finally gets Nixon in a corner in what turned out to be the most famed interview in Presidential history. Now that all of that is out of the way how was the movie? Frost/Nixon is a very good film, but it isn't great. In fact to me the first half of the film felt like killing time until they got to the interviews, and even the interviews didn't really heat up until the film was nearly over. If it weren't for those last gripping 30 to 45 mins of the film I don't believe this film would have even been nominated. Then again the Academy does favor political films. Nonetheless Frost/Nixon is a gripping film but it isn't nearly as good and as flawless as Slumdog Millionaire.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
This Has Nothing To Do With Movies But...
Monday, February 16, 2009
LOL Stephen Colbert Predicts The Oscars
I must say, I agree with all of his picks. What do you think?
Slumdog Millionaire
What if everything that ever happened to you in your entire life led up to one significant moment. Well that's exactly what happened to Jamal Malik. I know I'm late to the party, but everything I had heard about this film is absolutely correct. Slumdog Millionaire is the very best film I have seen in a very long time. It is flawless, and this is coming from a person who can find flaws in any film no matter how good it is. Slumdog Millionaire is the story of Jamal Malik, an 18 year-old orphan from the slums of Mumbai, who is about to experience the biggest day of his life. With the whole nation watching, he is just one question away from winning a staggering 20 million rupees on India's "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" But when the show breaks for the night, police arrest him on suspicion of cheating; how could a street kid know so much? Desperate to prove his innocence, Jamal tells the story of his life in the slum where he and his brother grew up, of their adventures together on the road, of vicious encounters with local gangs, and of Latika, the girl he loved and lost. Each chapter of his story reveals the key to the answer to one of the game show's questions. Each chapter of Jamal's increasingly layered story reveals where he learned the answers to the show's seemingly impossible quizzes. But one question remains a mystery: what is this young man with no apparent desire for riches really doing on the game show? When the new day dawns and Jamal returns to answer the final question, the Inspector and sixty million viewers are about to find out. At the heart of its storytelling lies the question of how anyone comes to know the things they know about life and love. This film is nothing short of amazing and is without doubt one of the best movie I have ever seen, ever. It is the type of film that connects us all, from any walk of life this film will connect with everyone. Please pick up a copy of the film when it is released on DVD you will not be disappointed.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Fan Film: Escape From City 17
Inspired by the Half-Life 2, David and Ian Purchase created a short film titled Escape from City 17, which chronicles the escape from City 17 by some members of the citizens resistance. The commercial directing duo filmed guerrilla style with no money, no time, no crew, and no script. When they weren’t shooting they were hiding from security patrols in between takes. The spec project ballooned into a multipart series, and the first two episodes were made from beginning to end on a budget of only $500. The short was sent to Valve, who in result flew The Purchase Brothers out to their Seattle headquarters last year. The second episode is nearing completion
DreamWorks Signs Distribtution Deal With Disney
As was rumored last week, Dreamworks has found a new home at Disney. The two companies have entered into a long term distribution agreement which will include six films a year. You can read the full press release, Although I didn't.
The Walt Disney Studios Enters Exclusive Long-Term Distribution Agreement With DreamWorks Studios; Steven Spielberg & Stacey Snider Align With Disney to Distribute and Market Their Live-Action Motion Pictures
BURBANK, Calif., Feb. 9 — The Walt Disney Studios has agreed to enter into an exclusive long-term distribution arrangement with filmmaker and DreamWorks Studios co-founder Steven Spielberg, and partner Stacey Snider, chief executive officer of DreamWorks, to distribute all upcoming live-action motion pictures produced by DreamWorks under their partnership with Reliance BIG Entertainment, part of The Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group, it was announced today by Dick Cook, chairman of The Walt Disney Studios.
Under the terms of this arrangement, Disney will handle distribution and marketing for approximately six DreamWorks films each year. The first DreamWorks motion picture to be released under the Touchstone Pictures banner is scheduled to hit theaters in 2010.
DreamWorks principals Spielberg and Snider partnered with Reliance BIG Entertainment last fall to form a new motion picture company. In addition to being a partner in DreamWorks, Reliance will also distribute the new company’s projects in India.
Commenting on the announcement, Cook said, “We’re both thrilled and honored to be marketing and distributing all of DreamWorks’ signature upcoming live-action motion pictures, and to begin a new relationship with such respected colleagues as Steven, Stacey, and their creative team at DreamWorks. Steven has made some of the biggest and most loved films of all-time, and continues to be one of the great icons of our industry. Stacey has an impeccable reputation and a phenomenal track record for making a wide variety of quality films. Their motion pictures will be the perfect complement to the already robust slate of Disney and Touchstone films being made by Oren Aviv and his team.”
Bob Iger, president and CEO, The Walt Disney Company, added, “We are tremendously pleased to join forces with Steven Spielberg, whose artistic vision and commitment to quality filmmaking are legendary. DreamWorks has had a great creative and commercial track record under the leadership of Steven and Stacey Snider and I am delighted they’re now associated with Disney.”
Steven Spielberg said, “Disney is the birthplace of imagination and has always been as close to the worldwide audience as any company ever has. I am so pleased that industry leaders like Bob Iger and Dick Cook reached out to become our distribution partner. This is a major step forward for us and Reliance.”
Stacey Snider added, “Under Bob Iger and Dick Cook’s leadership, The Walt Disney Company represents the highest standard of quality in our industry. Everyone at DreamWorks is thrilled to be embarking upon this new and exciting partnership and we look forward to our future with their great team.”
About The Walt Disney Studios
The Walt Disney Studios is a unit of The Walt Disney Company (NYSE: DIS) and produces and distributes motion pictures under the following banners: Walt Disney Pictures(which include live-action movies, animated feature films from Walt Disney Animation Studios and Pixar Animation Studios) as well as Touchstone Pictures, Hollywood Pictures and Miramax Films. Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures International serves as the Studio’s international distribution arm. Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment distributes Disney and other film titles to the rental and sell-through home entertainment markets. Disney Theatrical Group is among the world’s most successful commercial theatre enterprises producing or licensing live entertainment events that reach a global annual audience of more than 20 million people in more than 40 countries, and the Disney Music Group distributes original music and motion picture soundtracks under its three record labels: Walt Disney Records, Hollywood Records and Lyric Street Records.
About DreamWorks Studios
Steven Spielberg and Stacey Snider and The Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group announced the formation of a new motion picture company which will be led by Spielberg and Snider. The new company is a continuation of DreamWorks Studios which was formed in 1994 by Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and David Geffen. The company won three consecutive Best Picture Academy Awards with “American Beauty,” “Gladiator,” and “A Beautiful Mind” (co-produced with Universal). Among the company’s other successes have been such films as “Saving Private Ryan” (co-produced with Paramount), “The Ring,” “Minority Report” (co-produced with 20th Century Fox), “War of the Worlds,” “Dreamgirls,” and “Transformers” (all co-produced with Paramount). Snider joined DreamWorks Studios in 2006 as Co-Chairman and CEO. Snider has overseen the company’s business strategy as well as the creative and financial aspects of all film development and production.
Funny Is Funny
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Intersting Little Animated Flick Called 9
Taken
Imagine if Jason Bourne grew up and had a daughter, and then she was kidnapped. What do you think he would do get her back? Well with that you have Taken starring Liam Neeson as a retired CIA operative who is trying to reconnect with his 17 year old daughter after being gone for so many years. She asks him of she could go to Paris with one of her friends. Initially he has reservations, but he decides to let her go. Almost as soon as they arrive in Paris they are kidnapped. While this is happening she calls her dad and this is where our movie starts. Neeson character goes on a rampage through Paris claiming he would "Tear down the Eiffel Tower if I have to.." to find his daughter. Overall Taken was a pretty entertaining, being as my expectations were so high for this film it didn't quite deliver. That's not so say is wasn't good though, because it was. Seeing Liam Neeson use no limits to what he would do to find his daughter was very compelling, and the action was decent, but for some reason I got in my head that this film was going to be another Bourne film. So with that expectation, for me, it didn't deliver, other than that Taken is a really entertaining ride.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Blast from the Past: Oldboy
Friday, January 23, 2009
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasnt seen it)
Most everyone I know has seen the original Star Wars trilogy, but there is always a person who has only seen it in bits and pieces over the years and doesn’t quite understand the big picture. Joe Nicolosi recorded his friend Amanda as she retells the story from the tiny amount that she has seen or heard about with rather hilarious results. Nicolosi explains to the Official Star Wars blog:
“Amanda seemed very confident in her knowledge of the Star Wars saga despite never having watched any of the Star Wars films. That was the first good sign. When we sat down to watch them, she started telling me what she thought the plots were going to be, so I told her to hold steady while I went to get my voice recorder.”
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.
Viral Marketing Just Got A Whole Lot Cooler
Warner Bros. Developing a New Tom and Jerry Movie
Despite the critical drubbings that they took, films like Garfield and Alvin and the Chipmunks,which took classic childhood cartoon characters and inserted CGI versions of them into the real world, still made big bank. Desperately wanting to make too much of a good thing, Warner Brothers is now developing a Tom and Jerry film, which, unlike the disastrous 1992 Tom and Jerry film, will have a CGI version of the cat and mouse doing battle in live-action settings. According to Variety, the movie will be “an origin story that reveals how Tom and Jerry first meet and form their rivalry before getting lost in Chicago and reluctantly working together during an arduous journey home.”
I’m not terribly excited about this idea for a couple of reasons. First of all, do we really need to know the origin of Tom and Jerry’s rivalry? Isn’t it kind of obvious why they would be at odds with each other from the beginning? Secondly, the Homeward Bound-esque element of the plot sounds like it might get in the way of the over-the-top violence that was a hallmark of the original series, which would be a disappointment. These are, after all, the characters whose feud inspired their ultra-violent counterparts, Itchy and Scratchy, on The Simpsons. And finally, do we really need more contemporary actors putting words/voices into the mouths of CGI version of beloved childhood characters (assuming that that’s the way they go with this film)? I vote no, but the American public keeps voting yes with their wallets, so I suppose these films will keep on coming.
Is a Tom and Jerry movie a good idea?